Well, the football season is officially over, so in honor of that I'd thought I'd put some more ridiculous writing from the local paper. I italicized the parts that I think are ridiculous, but feel free to form your own opinion. Who knows what kind of crazy writing basketball and wrestling will bring. Scott, enjoy!
1. We kick. They receive. And so this de facto championship begins. (de facto? Who says that?)
2. You know this is going to turn out all right. You just know because these are our Trojans and they believe in themselves as much as we believe in them, and if ever a group deserved the Dome this group does because, truthfully, fate if for 16th-century poets and 54-year old divorced men, but not this football team. No. Not. No. No. No. (16th century poets? Never thought I'd see that in a fb story!)
3. WM has it now first down on its 32 when Sam Buck breaks one. He just breaks one. Breaks through the line and breaks through the 'backers; breaks through the secondary in to the open field beyond; breaks through the hearts and souls and collective minds that is the Big Red coaching staff and their vociferous fan base; breaks through the boundaries a 17-14 deficit influct; then, finally, breaks through the real-life line of imperial authority, the end zone itself. (In case you missed it, he was breaking thru a lot of stuff! Vociferous? Seriously?)
4. And finally.....Coach Winkler's razzle-dazzle was never more razzley dazzley than the next play. (Speaks for itself, doesn't it?)
This guy is a moran. I should take over the paper down there with you Jame. That is just horrible.
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